SBP Holiday Break

Beginning tomorrow I will be away from my office until Wednesday, January 9th, at which time I'll begin reading/answering e-mails again and processing any physical product orders. (Digital product orders will be processed automatically as usual in the meantime.)

I'm still putting out the podcast this weekend (as early as today or tomorrow if I can manage it), but I'll be off-grid otherwise. Also, my plan is for the podcast to return on the weekend of January 11th.

I do sometimes still pop in to the forums briefly once or twice while on vacation, so you may still see me here. But if not, I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and New Year celebration with friends, family and hopefully a few geeks among them! It's been great to spend the year with you and I look forward to what 2013 holds, whatever it may be!

I look forward to this time every year. A chance to fill up a thread with comments that Paeter can't bear to read but knows he must. I'll start.

Top 10 uses for a Green Lantern lantern that you never see in the comics:
10. railway signals
9. nightlight
8. bookend
7. video diary
6. video games
5. Christmas tree topper
4. reheating frozen dinners
3. jumpstarting dead car batteries
2. *real* 3D movie projection
and
1. propping up one leg of an uneven table

Top ten reason GL is the best

1. His live action movie was the greatest movie ever made
2. hmmm
3. ummmmm
4.
5.
6.
7.
8
9.
10.

ok that's my list it was really hard for me to come up with 10

mindspike wrote:I look forward to this time every year. A chance to fill up a thread with comments that Paeter can't bear to read but knows he must. I'll start.

Top 10 uses for a Green Lantern lantern that you never see in the comics:
10. railway signals
9. nightlight
8. bookend
7. video diary
6. video games
5. Christmas tree topper
4. reheating frozen dinners
3. jumpstarting dead car batteries
2. *real* 3D movie projection
and
1. propping up one leg of an uneven table

Hahahahahahahaaa!

Ah cmon guys. That's all you got?

How about the top 10 BETTER names they could have gone with for GL. (Cuz really, what kinda crack-induced superhero name is "Green Lantern"?)

10. Yellow Flashlight
9. Blue Torch (The kind you weld with)
8. Red Laser Pointer
7. Orange Turn Signal
6. Green Arrow (and by that I refer to the traffic light)
5. White Chandelier
4. Brown Trousers (There's a sailor joke that goes with that one)
3. Black Light (the kind that makes your shoelaces glow)
2. Pink Road Flare
1. Neon EatAtJoes

BTW, it was AWESOME to see how active the forums remained in my absence. You guys rock!

Paeter wrote:Ah cmon guys. That's all you got?

How about the top 10 BETTER names they could have gone with for GL. (Cuz really, what kinda crack-induced superhero name is "Green Lantern"?)

10. Yellow Flashlight
9. Blue Torch (The kind you weld with)
8. Red Laser Pointer
7. Orange Turn Signal
6. Green Arrow (and by that I refer to the traffic light)
5. White Chandelier
4. Brown Trousers (There's a sailor joke that goes with that one)
3. Black Light (the kind that makes your shoelaces glow)
2. Pink Road Flare
1. Neon EatAtJoes

The Aquamarine Alluminating (yes I know it's spelt with an I, but leave me my alliteration!)American Alien!