"Nobody Wants To See Your Toilet Face"

That's the quote of the day. My wife said that to me in the car on our way home from lunch.

Of course now she demands I explain to you why.

While driving in silence I was having my random weird thoughts that I have, one of which was to put strange random clips at the end of my youtube videos. Like a video recording made by placing my iphone on the floor under my face as I do push ups and at the most intense point of exertion grunt the word "donkey". Or an iphone video recording of my face on a day while I'm really exerting myself on the toilet.

Suddenly laughing out loud I then had to explain my weird random thoughts to my wife, who then of course said, "Nobody wants to see your toilet face".

Your wife is a very wise woman.

Maybe stick to trying new foods, suck on a lemon, try different sunglasses on at the local box store...
toilet face, not so much.

Ah, but you see the beauty of those things would have been that you couldn't really tell what the context was. The shots of each would be so brief and without context that you'd say "what did I just see?"

It would haunt you. Beautiful.

No. Just, no.

What happens in the bathroom should stay in the bathroom.

Reed Benson wrote:What happens in the bathroom should stay in the bathroom.

I walked down the Vegas Strip during the daytime once. It smelled like a bathroom, too.