Which of you froods will be celebrating?
And how many strags have no idea what I'm on about?
And how many strags have no idea what I'm on about?
Indeed, a towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.WhiteBoy wrote:What is it, a "towels are useful" awareness day?
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